1.) Just because you can find footie pajamas in your size that doesn't mean that you should buy them. Or wear them in public. Especially if you're male.
2.) Bad smells don't go away; you just get used to them.
3.) Headphones are pointless if everyone around you can hear your music.
4.) Don't assume a person is Facebook stalking you if you walk over and see your page on their computer screen.
And most importantly:
5.) I can't stand doing my homework in the library.
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