If you take a leisurely stroll across my campus, you can see many things. The beautiful foliage, the fascinating buildings and of course, the terrible outfit choices...Yes, the various new and original ways students can make themselves look foolish are the most striking part of a walk around any campus really.
Their outfits are offensive. I am offended.
There is no excuse for this madness. It's not hard to pick up a pair of jeans and match it to a shirt. It doesn't take that long to put on real shoes instead of socks and sandals. And is it too much to ask for people to stop wearing leggings with short shirts. No one wants to see that much of anyone on a sunny day.
So dear random stranger girl, take off your extra tank top, thick leggings and boots. It's almost 90 degrees outside. When you take off your boots, burn them. It looks like you chopped off the feet of a rabid yeti in the pursuit of fashion. You deserve better. And to young man in the stripes and plaid: shame on you. Go back to room and start over. Don't come back out until you care about how you look or learn how to show it.
When you get dressed, just take two seconds and ask yourself: Do I look like I tried or do I look like a fool? I do it often. It saves lives.
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