I always have the most fantastic luck.
Good student that I am, I genuinely don't like to miss class. I never even skipped in high school (unless you want to count that one time I accidentally missed French because of a band program, but I have been told by many others that time doesn't count). So when I miss class, I usually have a really good reason. And because I have fantastic luck, the day I miss class is usually the day that it is canceled for some unexpected reason.
Too bad I didn't see that coming today. Instead, I hiked out in the freezing rain to make sure my assignments were in the appropriate mailboxes and retreated to my apartment feeling worse than before. My friend to texted me about 10 minutes later, after my heartbeat slowed to a more healthy rate and my lungs started accepting oxygen again, that class didn't even happen today. Effectively making my seemingly heroic efforts null and void.
Because I always have the most fantastic luck.
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