I keep walking in my apartment to find people awkwardly waiting for me. The last two time I've planned to meet up with someone, I've ended up running late. When I finally make it to back to my apartment--tired from the rush and completely apologetic--the person that I've kept waiting is just sitting on my couch entertaining themselves. In the most innocently creepy way.
Yes, my roommates are letting these people in, so it's not that creepy. But I'm just waiting for that day...I'll walk into a dark living room. Suddenly a single bright light flips on and the random guest will say in the most menacing voice "I've been expecting you..."
Because that's how I would do it. I'm slightly disappointed that these people are being so polite.
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